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Whoa. A banana hanger.
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Did we win the lottery?
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Now that we've been
a two-income family for a while,
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we can finally replace
the stuff that's falling apart
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and enjoy a few luxuries.
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Oh, yeah. Those 'nanas
gonna be heck-a-ripe.
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- Mm-hmm.
- It is nice not worrying
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about every dollar we spend, for once.
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Whoa.
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- New can opener.
- That's right!
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Goodbye, old can opener
that only opens cans halfway
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so you have to pry the lid open
with a knife.
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Goodbye, knife we ruined opening cans.
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And look, we finally have art
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that wasn't made by the kids.
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Say hello to the painting
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that says "family" in five languages.
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I love it. Let's hang it.
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You'll have to do it without me.
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I have to go into work
to talk to Whitney.
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It's Sunday.
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And why do you have to go
in the office to meet with her?
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Isn't she always on speakerphone?
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Yeah. It's dumb. This whole job is dumb.
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You used to like party planning.
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For a second.
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It was a fun way to make money,
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and I liked people that I hate
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telling me what a good job I did.
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But now it's crushing my soul.
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Guess that's the price you pay
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if you want to hang your bananas.
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Gross. Leave that talk in the bedroom.
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Thanks for working so hard.
It means a lot to your family.
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And your familia, famille,
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famiglia, and your mischpokhe.
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What is that?
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Nothing.
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Are you wearing a bracelet?
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You're gonna be late for work.
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Are you auditioning to be
the cute one in a boy band?
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I don't want to talk about it!
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Katie, just let the guy
wear a bracelet.
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You're not going to, are you?
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No.
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Synced and corrected by kinglouisxx
www.addic7ed.com
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Hey, Oliver, you want to play
the Game of Life?
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No. You guys play.
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I already lost the real version.
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What's wrong?
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My dream of getting into Harvard
is officially dead.
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I can't dance,
so I plan on padding my résumé
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with some BS volunteer work.
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That sounds like a good idea.
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But look at me.
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I can't plant trees,
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deliver meals, build habitats.
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All I can do is sit.
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My life is over.
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You have lots going for you.
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You're ambitious, your grades are great.
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Plus, you're a sophomore.
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You have time to build up your résumé.
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You want to feel better, look at Taylor.
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Yeah, yeah!
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She's the one that should be depressed.
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She's graduating this year,
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and the girl's got nothing going on.
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And even if she does
somehow go to college,
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Mom and Dad gave her
a long list of life skills,
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and she can't even
fill the car with gas.
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That's not true. I filled it.
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I hate that list!
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I'm never gonna survive
outside this house
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if I can't do anything!
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This is what happens
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when everyone gets
participation trophies.
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- Katie.
- Hi, Kevin.
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What kind of stupid ice sculpture
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do I have to order for this dumb party?
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Whitney cannot see you like this.
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You are too underdressed for the office.
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I know she has the place
wired with cameras,
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but I've got it covered.
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When she calls in,
I'll be sitting at my desk,
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wearing this blazer.
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But Whitney will know because...
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Hello, Katie.
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Hi, Whitney!
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Why are you talking into a speakerphone?
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You know, I'm not sure
how much time you allocate
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for getting ready in the morning,
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but you might want to double it.
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In my defense, I have worked
here for more than a year,
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and this is the first time
that I have laid eyes on you.
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I suppose that would explain
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Kevin's lack of
professional attire, as well.
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You bought this for me.
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As a razz, Kevin.
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Now, I'm in town for only one week,
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and I'm trusting you
to throw a very special party
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for my most important client.
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Martha Stewart?
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Better. My favorite nephew, Joshua.
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Okay.
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Well, what kind of ice sculpture
would he like?
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No, no. Eh, the party's not for Joshua.
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He wants to throw a party for Lizzie.
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And Lizzie is?
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His iguana.
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I'm throwing a party for a reptile?
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Of course!
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I once threw a party
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for Bitsy Wellington's favorite purse.
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Steely Dan played. It was magical.
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Oh, Katie.
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I have so much to teach you.
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Is this going to end soon?
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This is more eye contact
than I keep with my husband.
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I'm counting on you, Katie.
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Come on, you.
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As long as you're wearing
your ditch-digging clothes,
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come to my house.
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I have to move my animal cemetery.
I'm putting in a pool.
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Am I actually throwing a party
for a Westport lizard?
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Uh-huh.
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Kevin! Now!
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- Thank you, Kevin.
- For what?
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For showing me
that as bad as my life is,
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yours is worse.
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And the craziest part is,
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it's not even the iguana's birthday.
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It's a party, "just because"!
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You should quit.
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I thought about it. A lot.
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I have a whole quitting fantasy
worked out in my head.
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All I need is a boom box...
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- A baseball bat...
- And an industrial fan.
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Yeah, we've heard this before.
Why don't you just do it?
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Well, Greg's happy
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because now, with my salary,
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we're finally able
to put some money aside.
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Money aside?
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Is that something the poors do?
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Like family game nights and voting?
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And Greg is going through
something right now.
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What do you mean?
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He's started wearing a leather bracelet.
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- How fun.
- Oh!
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- That is fun.
- Cool.
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I see you nudging each other
under the table.
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Uh...
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No wife should have to go through this.
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This is very upsetting,
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but maybe he's just
trying something new.
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Yeah, like when
you started saying "Peace out."
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You tried it, we ignored it,
and then it went away.
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And you should do
the same thing with Greg.
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She's right. You only need to worry
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if it starts to escalate,
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then you shut it down.
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Ugh. Gotta go.
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Lizzie's tail fell off,
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so we're meeting about ways
to hide it for pictures.
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Catch you on the flip-side.
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- Stop it.
- No.
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What are we gonna do today?
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We're gonna help cheer up
Taylor and Oliver.
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They're two white kids in America.
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What do they have to be sad about?
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Stand down, Franklin.
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This isn't your podcast.
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We need to help them.
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What do you think would cheer them up?
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- What about we...
- Can't be the movie "Soapdish."
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Sally Field is an American treasure.
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There are other ways, Franklin!
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Hey, Taylor.
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Franklin does great impressions.
You want to see one?
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Did you eat?
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Did you eat?
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Did you eat? Did you eat?
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Who is that supposed to be?
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- My Aunt Linda.
- That is spot-on.
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It's like she's in the room.
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Do your Uncle Al next.
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Linda!
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The help is stealing from us!
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My name is Inigo Montoya.
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You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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Inconceivable.
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You keep using that word.
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I do not think it means
what you think it means.
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Bleh! Bleh!
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Bleh! Bleh!
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Nothing worked.
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What do we do now?
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When my mom
had a bad case of the sadsies,
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the only thing that helped her
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was talking to the counselor
at her church.
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Of course. Good idea, Franklin.
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Time to get God involved.
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Religion can be very helpful
when used as a tool,
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but when it's a crutch...
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Not your podcast, Franklin.
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This is the most ridiculous party
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I've ever had to throw.
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I don't know how much longer
I can do this.
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You are the strongest person I know,
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and not just because
you always open jars for me.
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Emotionally.
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You put up with a lot, but remember,
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you're really good at what you do,
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and everyone in town knows it.
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Thank you.
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I appreciate tha...
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Are you wearing bacon socks?
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No.
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Okay.
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I let the bracelet go.
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I didn't say a word...
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to your face.
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But now it's escalating,
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and I know
you don't want to talk about it,
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but you and I both know
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that there is bacon on your socks.
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What the hell is going on?
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I don't know.
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It kind of started after
Professor Casey passed away.
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He got tenure
the same week that I was hired.
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For the last 10 years,
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I've watched him do the exact same thing
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until he died at his desk,
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and now I have tenure.
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And I don't know, it got me thinking...
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maybe I need to mix things up.
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Figure out who I really am.
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Am I bracelet guy? Funny-sock guy?
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Carry-around-a-coin-that-I-flip guy?
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Honey.
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I support any guy you want to be.
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Thanks, sweetie.
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But if you start wearing those glasses
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that are transitional
from light to dark,
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it's gonna be a problem.
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- Okay.
- Yeah.
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Great party, Katie.
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I sampled the stir fry.
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It's delicious.
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Yeah. Those are crickets.
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That explains why
the server was laughing.
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- Mm-hmm.
- Katie, right?
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- Mm-hmm.
- My Joshua just told me
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this is the best party
Lizzie has ever had.
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Thank you. I am so glad.
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Whitney said she worked hard
on every little detail.
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You are so lucky to have a boss like her
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who does all the heavy lifting.
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"Heavy lifting"?
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But she's not even here.
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That's because she's such a star.
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She knew she would distract
from Lizzie on her big day.
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- Hey, Gayle.
- Oh, my God. Hi.
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I guess a snake
would distract from a lizard.
265
00:10:01,869 --> 00:10:03,034
Can you believe her?
266
00:10:03,137 --> 00:10:05,470
Whitney has me plan this absurd party...
267
00:10:05,572 --> 00:10:07,405
which I nailed, by the way...
268
00:10:07,508 --> 00:10:09,407
and then steals my thank-you.
269
00:10:09,510 --> 00:10:11,643
I can't wait
'til she goes back to New York.
270
00:10:11,745 --> 00:10:13,245
She's not going back.
271
00:10:13,347 --> 00:10:15,413
- She's staying in Westport.
- What?
272
00:10:15,516 --> 00:10:17,716
Yeah, I heard her on the phone while
I was giving her a spray tan.
273
00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:20,252
I can't do this anymore.
274
00:10:20,354 --> 00:10:21,386
The money's great,
275
00:10:21,488 --> 00:10:23,421
but you can't put a price on my dignity.
276
00:10:23,524 --> 00:10:24,756
Mm.
277
00:10:24,858 --> 00:10:27,259
The satay is delicious.
278
00:10:28,929 --> 00:10:30,395
Not for humans, right?
279
00:10:30,497 --> 00:10:31,663
Right.
280
00:10:38,205 --> 00:10:41,072
Whitney, I worked my ass off
281
00:10:41,175 --> 00:10:42,407
putting that party together.
282
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:43,708
It's bad enough that I'm...
283
00:10:43,810 --> 00:10:45,810
Not getting the recognition you deserve.
284
00:10:46,980 --> 00:10:48,280
That's why I'm giving you a promotion,
285
00:10:48,397 --> 00:10:51,364
which comes with a very nice raise.
286
00:10:51,451 --> 00:10:53,652
If you think a raise and a promotion
287
00:10:53,720 --> 00:10:56,188
are enough to keep me around...
288
00:10:56,290 --> 00:10:57,689
you're right.
289
00:10:57,791 --> 00:11:00,525
Turns out my dignity does have a price.
290
00:11:00,627 --> 00:11:01,993
Now, if you'll excuse me,
291
00:11:02,062 --> 00:11:04,396
I have someone coming
to give me a foot massage.
292
00:11:04,498 --> 00:11:06,898
Oh, the masseuse cancelled.
I thought I told you.
293
00:11:07,000 --> 00:11:08,433
You did.
294
00:11:08,535 --> 00:11:10,135
Now go get the lotion, Kevin.
295
00:11:21,539 --> 00:11:23,414
So, Whitney just took
all the credit for the party?
296
00:11:23,476 --> 00:11:24,599
Yes.
297
00:11:24,701 --> 00:11:26,768
I should have grabbed a boom box,
298
00:11:26,837 --> 00:11:30,405
a baseball bat,
and an industrial fan and quit.
299
00:11:30,507 --> 00:11:32,706
Now I'm just like you.
300
00:11:32,769 --> 00:11:33,869
How so?
301
00:11:33,937 --> 00:11:36,338
You accepted tenure,
now you're stuck at your job.
302
00:11:36,406 --> 00:11:39,475
I took the promotion,
and now I'm stuck at mine.
303
00:11:40,259 --> 00:11:41,591
So what if I hate my job?
304
00:11:41,678 --> 00:11:42,711
Everyone does.
305
00:11:42,819 --> 00:11:45,447
I got to get to bed.
306
00:11:45,516 --> 00:11:47,482
I have to oversee
all the events this week,
307
00:11:47,584 --> 00:11:50,318
starting with tomorrow's
"Barbecue and Botox" party.
308
00:11:50,420 --> 00:11:51,453
Ooh.
309
00:11:57,461 --> 00:11:58,360
I can't.
310
00:12:02,666 --> 00:12:05,834
You must be Taylor and Oliver.
311
00:12:05,936 --> 00:12:08,737
Franklin tells me you've been
going through something.
312
00:12:08,805 --> 00:12:11,106
Yeah, it's... it's easy to feel lost
313
00:12:11,208 --> 00:12:12,340
in this big world,
314
00:12:12,442 --> 00:12:14,843
but it's important to remember...
315
00:12:14,945 --> 00:12:16,485
you're not alone.
316
00:12:16,613 --> 00:12:18,079
Who are you?
317
00:12:18,181 --> 00:12:19,280
This is Eve.
318
00:12:19,349 --> 00:12:21,116
She's an elder
at the church my mom goes to.
319
00:12:21,218 --> 00:12:22,584
She helped my mom a lot.
320
00:12:22,686 --> 00:12:23,852
She blinks now.
321
00:12:23,954 --> 00:12:24,986
I think we're good.
322
00:12:25,055 --> 00:12:26,755
I remember being a pretty young girl,
323
00:12:26,857 --> 00:12:28,523
my whole life ahead of me.
324
00:12:28,592 --> 00:12:30,392
But I always felt unprepared
325
00:12:30,494 --> 00:12:32,761
and ill-equipped for life on my own.
326
00:12:32,863 --> 00:12:34,562
- You did?
- Oh, yes.
327
00:12:34,665 --> 00:12:37,265
I was overwhelmed and lost.
328
00:12:37,367 --> 00:12:39,501
Me, too. So, what changed?
329
00:12:39,603 --> 00:12:41,803
I joined the church, met Bob.
330
00:12:41,905 --> 00:12:42,837
Who's Bob?
331
00:12:42,939 --> 00:12:44,906
Bob owns the compound we all live on.
332
00:12:45,008 --> 00:12:46,808
He's our leader and our husband.
333
00:12:46,910 --> 00:12:48,743
- Our husband?
- Yes.
334
00:12:48,812 --> 00:12:50,979
Bob must take many wives
so he has enough people
335
00:12:51,081 --> 00:12:52,580
to take care of him at the end of days.
336
00:12:52,616 --> 00:12:55,150
Then he'll reunite us
with the great leader
337
00:12:55,252 --> 00:12:57,886
and deliver us to our home planet.
338
00:12:59,356 --> 00:13:01,556
Your mom doesn't go to a church.
339
00:13:01,658 --> 00:13:02,791
She's in a cult.
340
00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:06,127
Ohhh.
341
00:13:06,229 --> 00:13:08,930
That's why Grandpa
keeps trying to kidnap us.
342
00:13:09,032 --> 00:13:10,498
Anna-Kat will walk you out.
343
00:13:10,600 --> 00:13:12,701
- Bob be with you.
- And also with you.
344
00:13:12,803 --> 00:13:15,336
Oh.
345
00:13:16,673 --> 00:13:18,873
Oh, my God. That was so inspiring.
346
00:13:18,942 --> 00:13:20,475
I feel like you're getting
the wrong message.
347
00:13:20,577 --> 00:13:21,676
No.
348
00:13:21,778 --> 00:13:23,445
You know how my life
is screwed up compared to yours?
349
00:13:23,547 --> 00:13:25,146
Well, compared to a grown woman
350
00:13:25,248 --> 00:13:26,848
with pigtails who's in a cult,
351
00:13:26,917 --> 00:13:27,882
I'm killing it.
352
00:13:27,951 --> 00:13:28,850
Ha.
353
00:13:36,693 --> 00:13:38,460
Thank you so much.
354
00:13:38,562 --> 00:13:40,361
The genius...
355
00:13:40,430 --> 00:13:43,098
is in the minutiae...
356
00:13:43,200 --> 00:13:45,633
...or whatever that phrase is.
357
00:13:48,036 --> 00:13:49,027
Katie,
358
00:13:49,027 --> 00:13:51,728
everything is fantastic.
359
00:13:51,830 --> 00:13:54,163
Well, I'd take a bow,
but you've already done that.
360
00:13:54,265 --> 00:13:55,398
Yes.
361
00:13:55,500 --> 00:13:58,301
There's just one thing
that's bothering me.
362
00:13:58,403 --> 00:13:59,669
Ugh. The bluegrass band?
363
00:13:59,771 --> 00:14:01,003
I know. It's a lot of harmonica.
364
00:14:01,106 --> 00:14:02,438
No, no. They're great.
365
00:14:02,540 --> 00:14:04,452
Everything's great. It's...
366
00:14:05,710 --> 00:14:06,913
It's just...
367
00:14:07,163 --> 00:14:08,498
this.
368
00:14:08,865 --> 00:14:10,798
- Me?
- Eh...
369
00:14:10,900 --> 00:14:13,034
Katie, as VP of Events,
370
00:14:13,136 --> 00:14:15,303
you are front and center
of this company.
371
00:14:15,405 --> 00:14:18,806
You need to... look the part. I...
372
00:14:18,875 --> 00:14:21,309
If there's just something we could do
373
00:14:21,411 --> 00:14:23,845
about the frowny parts of your face.
374
00:14:23,913 --> 00:14:25,613
Kevin!
375
00:14:25,715 --> 00:14:27,615
Get in here.
I need another pair of hands.
376
00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:29,851
I'm sorry.
377
00:14:29,953 --> 00:14:30,918
I can't lose this job.
378
00:14:31,020 --> 00:14:33,488
I owe $67,000 in student loans.
379
00:14:33,590 --> 00:14:34,922
Philosophy major.
380
00:14:35,024 --> 00:14:38,292
You can't Botox away
being an idiot, Kevin.
381
00:14:38,394 --> 00:14:40,128
Oh, God.
382
00:14:44,168 --> 00:14:47,570
Oliver, I'm sorry I haven't
been able to help you.
383
00:14:47,595 --> 00:14:48,560
I appreciate it,
384
00:14:48,662 --> 00:14:50,863
but there's nothing anyone can do.
385
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:55,234
Well, I talked to Dr. Ellie...
386
00:14:55,336 --> 00:14:58,504
who I now call Eleanor since
I'm not in her class anymore.
387
00:14:58,606 --> 00:15:00,639
She doesn't care for it...
388
00:15:00,741 --> 00:15:02,808
and she gave me some resources
that might help.
389
00:15:04,345 --> 00:15:06,879
"Are You Being Bullied?"
390
00:15:06,981 --> 00:15:08,146
Nope.
391
00:15:10,395 --> 00:15:12,184
"How to Come Out to Your Family"?
392
00:15:12,286 --> 00:15:13,318
Mm?
393
00:15:13,420 --> 00:15:14,486
No.
394
00:15:14,939 --> 00:15:16,606
"My Changing Body"?
395
00:15:16,708 --> 00:15:18,674
Too late.
396
00:15:21,446 --> 00:15:23,713
"Teen Help Line"? Really?
397
00:15:23,815 --> 00:15:25,314
Dr. Ellie says it's a hotline
398
00:15:25,416 --> 00:15:28,050
where teens can talk to other
teens about their problems.
399
00:15:28,152 --> 00:15:29,470
Not interested.
400
00:15:29,470 --> 00:15:31,036
Well, I certainly won't be the last girl
401
00:15:31,171 --> 00:15:32,838
who thinks she can fix you.
402
00:15:32,940 --> 00:15:35,040
I don't know the others,
but I pity them already.
403
00:15:44,084 --> 00:15:45,384
Ah, Katie.
404
00:15:45,486 --> 00:15:47,486
Tomorrow's party is a boat christening,
405
00:15:47,588 --> 00:15:49,721
and I need some noisy sea lions
406
00:15:49,823 --> 00:15:51,657
removed from the marina...
407
00:15:51,759 --> 00:15:52,724
humanely.
408
00:15:52,826 --> 00:15:55,093
I'm kidding. Do it any way you can.
409
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,762
I'm on it, Whitney.
410
00:16:03,337 --> 00:16:04,603
What are you smiling about?
411
00:16:06,073 --> 00:16:08,273
This is why you need Botox. See?
412
00:16:08,375 --> 00:16:11,710
Your face should not have
this much expression.
413
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:14,613
What are you doing here?
414
00:16:14,715 --> 00:16:15,714
I wanted to thank you.
415
00:16:15,816 --> 00:16:17,015
What you said last night
helped me realize
416
00:16:17,117 --> 00:16:19,217
- something very important.
- What did I say?
417
00:16:19,320 --> 00:16:21,253
You said that hating your job
was no big deal
418
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,121
because everyone hates
their job, but you know what?
419
00:16:23,190 --> 00:16:25,390
I don't. I actually love teaching.
420
00:16:25,492 --> 00:16:27,726
I am so happy for you.
421
00:16:27,828 --> 00:16:29,278
Does this mean
you'll stop wearing the...
422
00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:30,355
Not now.
423
00:16:30,380 --> 00:16:32,264
You supported me when I said
I wanted to mix things up,
424
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,732
so guess what I did?
425
00:16:33,834 --> 00:16:35,767
I taught my class outside today,
426
00:16:35,869 --> 00:16:36,902
and my students loved it.
427
00:16:37,004 --> 00:16:38,637
That sounds so fun.
428
00:16:38,706 --> 00:16:41,139
I finally realized the guy I am.
429
00:16:41,241 --> 00:16:43,775
I'm the guy who loves his job
and loves his family
430
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:47,879
and wants his wife
to be as happy as he is.
431
00:16:50,784 --> 00:16:52,084
What about the extra money?
432
00:16:52,186 --> 00:16:53,218
We'll make it work.
433
00:16:56,023 --> 00:16:56,955
Katie.
434
00:16:57,057 --> 00:16:59,424
I need you at the marina right now.
435
00:17:03,530 --> 00:17:05,263
Sorry, Whitney.
436
00:17:05,366 --> 00:17:06,932
Move your own damn sea lions!
437
00:17:09,236 --> 00:17:10,168
Hit it, Greg!
438
00:17:10,237 --> 00:17:11,436
♪ Ow ♪
439
00:17:13,507 --> 00:17:16,742
♪ Yeah ♪
440
00:17:16,844 --> 00:17:20,646
♪ I'm your
ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪
441
00:17:20,748 --> 00:17:23,749
♪ Hello, world, I'm your wild girl ♪
442
00:17:23,851 --> 00:17:27,152
♪ I'm your
ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-cherry bomb ♪
443
00:17:27,254 --> 00:17:29,488
♪ Cherry bomb ♪
444
00:17:29,590 --> 00:17:31,156
♪ Cherry bomb ♪
445
00:17:31,258 --> 00:17:34,459
♪ Cherry bomb ♪
446
00:17:34,561 --> 00:17:36,561
I quit!
447
00:17:38,832 --> 00:17:40,232
It's just how I imagined it.
448
00:17:43,070 --> 00:17:44,403
With Katie gone,
449
00:17:44,505 --> 00:17:45,837
maybe it's time for you to step up.
450
00:17:45,906 --> 00:17:47,305
You mean I can have her job?
451
00:17:47,408 --> 00:17:50,042
No, I mean fix the ice sculpture.
452
00:17:50,144 --> 00:17:51,977
- But...
- Fix it, Kevin.
453
00:17:52,079 --> 00:17:54,112
Move it.
454
00:18:01,855 --> 00:18:05,357
Hey, you look like you're
in a good mood for a change.
455
00:18:05,459 --> 00:18:06,892
Did one of your IPOs make a split
456
00:18:06,994 --> 00:18:08,260
into dividends and then...
457
00:18:08,362 --> 00:18:09,394
Eh, forget it.
458
00:18:09,496 --> 00:18:10,996
I don't know how money works.
459
00:18:11,098 --> 00:18:13,365
No, I just got off the phone
with Teen Help Line.
460
00:18:13,434 --> 00:18:14,399
You called?
461
00:18:14,501 --> 00:18:15,467
Did they help you with your problem?
462
00:18:15,569 --> 00:18:16,568
They sure did.
463
00:18:16,670 --> 00:18:18,203
I'm proud of you.
464
00:18:18,305 --> 00:18:21,139
It's hard to be vulnerable,
reach out for help.
465
00:18:22,342 --> 00:18:25,043
And, of course, it's none of
the stuff I was just saying.
466
00:18:25,145 --> 00:18:26,545
What is going on, Oliver?
467
00:18:26,647 --> 00:18:28,680
I just had
a very interesting conversation
468
00:18:28,782 --> 00:18:30,182
with one of the counselors.
469
00:18:30,284 --> 00:18:32,250
He said a lot of the people
who volunteer there
470
00:18:32,352 --> 00:18:35,420
go on to top colleges,
including Harvard.
471
00:18:35,522 --> 00:18:38,523
But most importantly,
you'd be helping people.
472
00:18:38,625 --> 00:18:41,326
Anna-Kat, do you have a pamphlet
for hearing aids?
473
00:18:41,395 --> 00:18:42,928
Dad heard "helping people"
474
00:18:43,030 --> 00:18:45,764
when I clearly said "Harvard."
475
00:18:45,866 --> 00:18:48,200
Harvard.
476
00:18:49,069 --> 00:18:50,869
And all I have
to do is apply and get in.
477
00:18:50,971 --> 00:18:53,271
And get this...
it's all done sitting down.
478
00:18:53,373 --> 00:18:55,273
Look at you, Anna-Kat.
479
00:18:55,375 --> 00:18:57,242
You thought you couldn't
cheer us up, but you did.
480
00:18:57,344 --> 00:18:59,377
But there's someone else
who still needs my help.
481
00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:01,713
Let's talk about the bracelet, Greg.
482
00:19:04,084 --> 00:19:05,450
Yeah.
483
00:19:06,720 --> 00:19:09,087
Goodbye, fully functioning can opener.
484
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:11,022
We can't afford you anymore.
485
00:19:11,125 --> 00:19:13,225
Goodbye, hand-crank pasta press.
486
00:19:13,293 --> 00:19:14,893
I knew you were just gonna
collect dust in the basement,
487
00:19:14,995 --> 00:19:16,294
but the idea of you was enough.
488
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,865
Goodbye, cactus-shaped
margarita glasses.
489
00:19:19,967 --> 00:19:21,500
The fiesta's over.
490
00:19:21,602 --> 00:19:22,734
Mm.
491
00:19:22,836 --> 00:19:25,971
Goodbye, banana hanger.
492
00:19:26,073 --> 00:19:28,073
And hello again,
493
00:19:28,175 --> 00:19:31,843
ceramic bowl where fruit goes to die.
494
00:19:33,180 --> 00:19:34,446
Any regrets about quitting?
495
00:19:34,548 --> 00:19:35,680
Hell, no.
496
00:19:35,783 --> 00:19:37,749
I know there's something better
for me out there.
497
00:19:37,851 --> 00:19:39,584
I want to find what you have...
498
00:19:39,686 --> 00:19:43,088
a job that inspires me
and a smokin'-hot wife.
499
00:19:48,671 --> 00:19:50,209
Are you sure this is a good idea?
500
00:19:50,249 --> 00:19:52,741
Are you kidding?
This is a great idea.
501
00:19:52,812 --> 00:19:55,319
If your students thought
having class outside was cool,
502
00:19:55,319 --> 00:19:56,658
they're gonna love this.
503
00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:59,334
Well, I am trying to do new things.
504
00:19:59,397 --> 00:20:01,987
Trust me, it's gonna be awesome.
505
00:20:02,055 --> 00:20:04,277
Okay. You ready? Let's hear it.
506
00:20:04,324 --> 00:20:07,992
Four score and seven years ago,
507
00:20:08,095 --> 00:20:11,129
our fathers brought forth
on this continent
508
00:20:11,231 --> 00:20:14,966
a new nation, conceived in liberty
509
00:20:15,197 --> 00:20:17,231
and dedicated to the proposition
510
00:20:17,333 --> 00:20:20,567
that all men are created equal.
511
00:20:20,669 --> 00:20:21,568
This is amazing.
512
00:20:21,670 --> 00:20:23,337
It's like history come to life.
513
00:20:23,405 --> 00:20:27,298
Now we are engaged in a great Civil War.
514
00:20:27,518 --> 00:20:29,251
Abe?
515
00:20:29,386 --> 00:20:30,986
Abe, honey?
516
00:20:31,088 --> 00:20:32,648
Yes, Mary Todd?
517
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:34,281
Do you want to wrap this speech up?
518
00:20:34,383 --> 00:20:36,116
We're going to be late to the theater.
519
00:20:37,185 --> 00:20:39,085
I got us seats in the balcony.
520
00:20:39,187 --> 00:20:40,320
That's not funny.
521
00:20:40,422 --> 00:20:41,988
Come on.
522
00:20:42,090 --> 00:20:43,890
Give us a kiss.
523
00:20:43,992 --> 00:20:45,125
No.
524
00:20:45,227 --> 00:20:46,893
No!
525
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,528
Mwah, mwah!
526
00:20:50,198 --> 00:20:51,249
No!
527
00:21:04,046 --> 00:21:06,046
The plugs in your arms
and head are gone.
528
00:21:06,148 --> 00:21:07,781
Morpheus?
529
00:21:07,849 --> 00:21:09,015
Your appearance now
530
00:21:09,084 --> 00:21:11,551
is what we call residual self image.
531
00:21:11,620 --> 00:21:15,187
It's a mental projection
of your digital self.